Monday, July 28, 2014

Happy 25th Birthday, Paul's Boutique.

On July 25, 1989, something amazing happened. A couple of years after the amazing success of their album Licensed to Ill, Beastie Boys member Adam Yauch convinced the group to release an album completely unpublicized. Not like the last one. Completely different style. But don't tell people.

"Just let people find it," he said.

And they did.

Paul's Boutique

I cannot express how much this album means to me.
It changed my life, even though I only really listened to it a few years ago.
It was the first time I really delved into the Beasties.

It is the most incredibly dense mash-up of samples and rhymes and fresh beats, and... yeah, food.

Track listing:

1. "To All the Girls"   1:29
2. "Shake Your Rump"   3:19
3. "Johnny Ryall"   3:00
4. "Egg Man"   2:57
5. "High Plains Drifter"   4:13
6. "The Sounds of Science"   3:11
7. "3-Minute Rule"   3:39
8. "Hey Ladies"   3:47
9. "5-Piece Chicken Dinner"   0:23
10. "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"   3:28
11. "Car Thief"   3:39
12. "What Comes Around"   3:07
13. "Shadrach"   4:07
14. "Ask for Janice"   0:11
15. "B-Boy Bouillabaisse"  

So to celebrate, we had the following:

5-Piece Chicken Dinner

... It was either that or something with eggs.

I really... can't articulate how much my life has changed since I discovered this album. So, thanks, Boys. And Happy Birthday. 

(I can has chicken dinner?)



Sunday, May 4, 2014

MCA Day 2014

 Mmmmm....
........Cheesy.

I know yesterday was Derby Day for a lot of people, but for the moment I care more about hip-hop than I do about big hats, horses, and mint juleps. ... Plus, Matt forgot the bourbon for the juleps. 

But anyway. 

For me and millions of other people around the world, yesterday was MCA Day. In which we celebrate the life and legacy of the amazing Adam Yauch, aka MCA of the Beastie Boys.

There are a thousand different things I could say here. But I'll try to keep it simple and to the point of this blog.

The Beastie Boys rock.

And one of the major reasons for that was, is, and will always be Adam Yauch. He is the visionary. The force of movement. The REASON they are so beloved and will be remembered through history. A director, a writer, a father, a brother. The one to say: Hey, let's do THIS, and we'll make it work.

And they LOVE food.

One of the reasons they took so long to put out albums is that they were too busy eating and goofing around with each other.

Delivering Colonel Sanders down to Davy Jones's locker. 
Eating crazy cheese like you'd think they're from Paris.
Popping open a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-pap.

Hell, even letting some chef boyardee cool in the pot.

One of their albums -- 2004's To the Five Burroughs -- actually makes you hungry. If you're not drooling by the end of that thing, something's wrong with you.

Witness this intro to "Shazam," from that album:

I sneak a chicken tikka
Masala at a gala event;
I represent that stupid, that's for sure.
You be like "oh yeah Adam, real mature."


I'd like a lettuce, tomato, and muenster on rye.
All this cheese is gonna make me cry.
Gorgonzola, Provolone...
Don't even get me started on this microphone.


And that's most of the way in, for pete's sake.

So... I celebrated the life of Adam Yauch by listening to his music, watching his films, and eating a damn good sandwich. I'd say rest in peace, but I have a feeling he's still here. Spreading his crazy positive go-for-it energy to everyone who dares receive it.

New York State Senate Resolution J4637-2001

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Spring!!!

At last -- 
Something in my sightline that doesn't make me actively depressed!

Hello, warm weather and green grass and beer on the deck and all that.
For today, at least.
Tomorrow it's supposed to be rainy and cold.

WHY HAS THIS WINTER BEEN SO DAMNED LONG???

SERIOUSLY.

IT'S BEEN LIKE EIGHT MONTHS.

But anyway, today I planted some of the loveliest geraniums I've ever seen, and some seeds for tomatoes, serranos,  eggplant, and papayas.

I don't have any idea how to grow papayas, but I guess we'll find out. 

As for Spring, regular readers might know I have a traditional meal of peas and mint and eggs. And you also know that I always forget when the vernal equinox is coming up. Which makes me a very bad witch. 

So this year I just went with this: 

Which I think is pretty darn springy.

aaaand, it's still in the high 30's right now. 
What the hell?

Monday, September 16, 2013

Dinner.


Traditional mashed potatoes beneath some pan-seared salmon, topped with some mushed-up peas and mint (recipe of which is mentioned earlier on this blog), drizzled with some olive oil and topped with some homemade potato chips made out of the cutest baby purple Peruvian potatoes EVER. 

It was my first time trying this out, but... isn't it pretty? The clean flavors melded together amazingly, too, as well as the textures of the different components. You probably can't tell, but that largest potato chip up there is the size of an American quarter.

And it was delicious.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Marzipan!

Okay. For those who don't know, marzipan is an almond-based confection that basically consists of blanched almonds, sugar, and a teeny bit of water. It's usually a paste-like consistency, usually sculpted into the shape of fruit for some reason, and usually... really boring.

But I recently heard about a way to make marzipan at home that sounded like it could have rather interesting results. And if you let your imagination run wild, incredibly interesting results.

Marzipan.
Seen here coated with lime zest, toasted almonds, and saffron.

I came across the basic technique on a cooking show, but when I looked it up on their site the recipe was vastly different from what was televised, so I just sort of took the idea and improvised. 

What I did was:

1/2 pound blanched, peeled almonds
1/4 pound confectioner's / icing sugar
2 tbs + tiny bit extra water
1 plum pit kernel 

That's right. 
The inside of a plum pit.

Marzipan traditionally calls for bitter almonds, which are kind of hard to find here, so the kernel of stone fruits (plums or peaches) can be used as a substitute. They're also probably poisonous; haven't really looked into that. But if the tv says it's an acceptable substitute, I believe it! 

Put the sugar and water in a blender jar and whiz it up to dissolve the sugar. You want enough water so that it doesn't look like icing, but you don't want it to be too watery.

Then add about 2/3 to 3/4 of the almonds, a handful at a time, blending until smooth before each addition. You'll end up with a rather stiff, workable paste. 

Crush up the rest of the almonds and the plum kernel by hand, either in a mortar and pestle or with a knife or the bottom of a pot or something. This part's all about texture, which most store-bought marzipan is lacking. Fold the crushed stuff into the prepared paste by kneading it, so that it's fairly evenly distributed. 

Then... You fry it!!!

Toast the mixture in a dry skillet until it's warmed through and you can smell the almond-y goodness. Then soak your skillet in hot water for an hour and pray it comes clean and you don't have to buy another piece of cookware.

After the whole frying thing is done, wrap the stuff in cling wrap and fridge it overnight. It'll keep in the refrigerator for up to three weeks, and in the freezer pretty much indefinitely. 

That's the basic set-up but the fun part is deciding on what to put on the outside. In addition to the pieces pictured above, we've also tried herbs de provence, which was interesting because the lavender and fennel contained therein accentuated the sweetness of the almond paste, while the savoryness of the basil and other herbs added sort of a pungent kick.

Next to try: lemon zest, orange zest, toasted coconut, cardamom, cinnamon, macha, curry, lavender, cocoa nibs, and possibly black pepper.

Open to more suggestions if anyone has any...




Thursday, August 22, 2013

Picnic at Hanging Rock.

So, you know that ultra-creepy movie from the mid-1970's called Picnic at Hanging Rock?

... There's an ultra-creepy movie from the mid-1970's called Picnic at Hanging Rock. It's Australian. It's directed by Peter Weir, who later went on to direct stuff like Witness and The Truman Show. But first he did weird, creepy, disturbing stuff in Australia.

Picnic is about a group of school girls who went on an outing and wound up getting... something. They disappeared or got killed or raped or sucked into a temporal displacement or something. One of their teachers disappeared, too.

Told you.
Creepy.

So when we found out there was a place titled Hanging Rock National Natural Landmark within two-hours' driving distance of our house, naturally my first instinct was:

Let's go on a picnic!!!

We loaded up our picnic basket with stuff to make ham & swiss sandwiches on sweet brioche with whole-grain mustard and those little individual bottles of wine that you don't have to bother resealing. Two flat stones provided natural benches on the banks of the Wabash River.

I really don't have much to add beyond that, except --

 It's pretty.

 Pretty.

  PRETTY.

Mmmm..... petroleum-based dessert at the summit of Hanging Rock....


 Next stop -- Blair Woods!!
 Who's with me?!?!


...Yeah; okay. That's understandable.

 


Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Peaches!!!

Peaches 25 - 36

We have a peach tree in our yard. 

Usually we manage to get about a dozen peaches in a year, if we're lucky.

And then, there's this year.

We haven't done a thing different.
Seriously. Not a thing.

This winter, a big wind storm blew a third of the thing down. The poor tree's been struggling since we bought this place, and we'd pretty much given the thing up for dead.  We've even considered cutting it down.

But...

This is the third dozen peaches we've harvested in three weeks. Not counting the ones stolen by birds and squirrels over the last month, or the dozens rotting on the ground. 

We've had parfaits and crumbles and just... sliced peaches, and I'm happily running out of ideas.

 Definitely pickling some of these babies.

Happy end of summer, peoples!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Spring!!

Happy Spring, Party People!!

I can't help noticing that my next-to-last entry in this blog is from about a year ago to the day.

And that it's about 35 degrees (fahrenheit) outside.

Nonetheless!

It is SPRING once again, and I am thrilled.

Pretty soon everything'll be twitterpated and abloomin'.

In celebration, here is this year's variant of eggs, peas, and mint:

Pea and mint puree on garlic-scrubbed crustini, drizzled with olive oil 
and accompanied by a soft-boiled egg.
In a Spring!!
Get it??

Wish I could say that presentation bit was on purpose. Matt didn't think of it until we were bouncing the things off the table after dinner. 

..What?

Anyhow: Holy fantastic WOW.

Freshness of the peas and mint melded perfectly with the richness of the egg.
Better than I could've ever hoped for. 

I have extra puree left; I think I'll use it as a pesto.

Oh! And:
I took some peas, I put in some mint, I drizzled in some olive oil and sprinkled in some salt and pepper, pureed and then adjusted to taste. That's it. No measuring or anything.



Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Turkey Day!

Or, Game Hen Day, as the case may be...

Matt and I spent the day watching THE parade -- which apparently time-traveled back to the 1980's for the occasion -- then  napping, then watching a dog show, then cooking up a storm for the two of us.

Our family feast isn't 'til a week from Saturday, so this gave me a chance to try out some things.

Pictured above: Cornish game hen treated with butter, thyme, and garlic oil, stuffed with lemon and sage; chipotle mashed potatoes; kale dressed with garlic and sesame oil; and a baguette stuffing with apples and chorizo sausage.

The stuffing might've been my favorite part. 
Which is awesome, considering I came up with the recipe an hour beforehand.

Soundtrack with dinner was the amazing  'In Sound from Way Out,' instrumental psychedelic funk from my beloved Beasties.

Currently enjoying coffee topped with homemade marshmallow, and about to have some roasted garlic ice cream for dessert. 

Clearly I have some updating to do on this thing.

But in the meantime:
Things I am thankful for:

Good Friends
Good Family
Good Food
The Ability to be Full
A Roof Over My Head
A Cat in My Lap
A Job I Don't Hate
Joss Whedon
... What?


Tuesday, March 20, 2012

SPRING!!!

YAY, SPRING!!!
^
My annual Spring Equinox meal of peas, mint, and eggs, this time done up fried rice style and served on butter lettuce leaves.

Matt says it's the best Spring meal yet.

:-)

Friday, March 9, 2012

FROMAGE!!!

Advertizing banner from FOODIE HEAVEN.
30" x 40"
It's gonna look fabulous in our dining room.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Bunny!!


I've wanted to try rabbit for years, but until recently I had no idea how to go about doing it without searching out a local farmer or something. And then, something glorious happened. An honest-to-god butcher opened up half a mile from my house.

Suddenly, I had access to bunnies!!!

Yet I was still intimidated, because...
That's a whole freakin' rabbit.
Very obviously a four legged creature without a head.

But a few days ago I took the plunge, bought a bunny, and was relieved to find it had already been gutted. (Yay!)

So I, uh... deconstructed it, took a short rest, and went at it. I browned it for a few minutes on each side, then finished it in a sauce of tomatoes, olives, and capers. Paired it with some boiled potatoes left over from my exploits with the bugs detailed in my last entry.

OH MY GOD, IT'S DELICIOUS.

BUNNY IS DELICIOUS!!!!

I apologize to my vegetarian friends, but I might have a new favorite food.

...Oh, who am I kidding; I could never forsake cheese.

Nonetheless!!!

Some choice quotes from The Fella:

"I see you've officially rescinded your 'No Cute Animals' rule."

"What are all these tiny bones? Is that for hopping?"

"What took someone so long to come up with the tomatoes and olives combo? I guess people have probably been doing that for thousands of years. Probably not thousands. Five hundred, maybe."

"We should eat a baby chick... Why not? Ooh - or an old person!"

...Yeah... so...

Anyway, it's delicious. It does not taste like chicken. I don't know why the general population insists that everything tastes like chicken. It's sort of like with rattlesnake - rattlesnake tastes like rattlesnake and bunny tastes like bunny. It's sort of rich and buttery and has a delicate flavor and a nice chew to it. If you're at all inclined, you should definitely try.

Yummy.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Bugs!!!

^
Look at those precious little monsters!!!

This was our first ever crawfish boil, and it was FANTASTIC.

IQF crawfish, new potatoes, smoked sausage, and fresh corn on the cob.

Used the left-overs to make some damned good etouffee, and have the heads and claws left over to make some delicious stock.

...This is the true meaning of life for a freezer; I'm sure of it.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year's Eve!!!

Soft Polenta with red chili flakes, purple Oriental Kale with asian spices, and bacon-wrapped Chicken!!!
(Taken with awesome new camera that we've yet to learn how to use.)

Feels good to be back in the kitchen again, even if I am sick (don't tell the diners). Screw the illness, I don't need to breathe or stay conscious -- I just need to cook! Or knit! Or... something!!!

Viva la cuisine!!!

I made an awesome pasta last night involving chickpeas, tomatoes, and the above mentioned kale. Might post about it later.

Until then --

HAPPY 2012, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

(Prosecco to follow. Probably Mimosas and fried polenta for breakfast. And by the way... Does PBS hate us? Today they played "Les Mis," "Chess," and "La Boheme." In a row. I love all of those things, but I don't want to start the new year weeping....)

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Latest Order.

Contents
Marrons Glacés Candied Chestnuts
1 $some amount each
Nonnate di Pesce
1 $15.00 each
Galician Chestnuts
1 $15.00 each
Spanish Dark Drinking Cocoa
1 $9.00 each
Roasted Butternut Squash Seed Oil
1 $20.00 each
.....
One of these things is not like the others.
Sometimes I really love the holidays.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Flour and Fat.

…and a little bit of hot water and salt.

After months of owning a tortilla press, I finally pushed myself into making a batch of flour tortillas this weekend. While there is a dough involved, it’s probably the easiest dough you’ll ever throw together. (This recipe is, again, courtesy of chef Rick Bayless. He’s kind of our Mexican cuisine guru.)

Ingredients:

2 ¾ cups all-purpose flour

5 tbs lard or vegetable shortening (I used shortening)

1 ¼ cups “very warm” water

1 ¼ tsp table salt

In a bowl, combine flour and shortening with your hands until the shortening is well integrated and there are no big lumps. Combine the water and salt, and pour about ¾ of it over the flour and shortening. Mix with a fork – the mixture will be clumpy. If all of the flour isn’t moistened, add more of the water. When dough basically holds together, turn on to a lightly floured work surface and knead until smooth. This doesn’t take long – a few minutes, maybe. It’ll be a medium consistency – not crumbly, but stiffer than bread dough. Divide into 12 pieces and form into balls – they’ll be about the size of a golf ball. Let rest, lightly covered with plastic wrap, for about 30 minutes.

Then, you can either roll them to the desired thickness with a rolling pin, or, if you’re like me and have neglected kitchen gadgets collecting dust beneath your kitchen counter, you can drag one of those out and use it for the first time since you absolutely had to have it when you saw it at the Mexican market this summer.

After you have your tortillas formed, cook them in a well-heated non-stick skillet (cast-iron would probably be best) over medium-high heat for 30-45 seconds a side. You’ll know they’re ready to flip when bubbles start appearing on the surface and the underside is white and speckled with brown.

It took a few to figure out what I was doing, but it’s a pretty gentle learning curve and I have to say it’s worth the effort.

This recipe makes 12 tortillas. We used them (in part) to make fish tacos Sunday night. We simmered some pollock in the remainder of that chipotle sauce I mentioned a couple of days ago, then combined that with some mashed black beans, fresh cilantro, and – In my case, anyway – pickled onion.

Delicious!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Sauced!

Chipotle Shrimp with soft polenta and steamed collard greens.

Although this was my first time preparing collard greens, this entry - obviously - is about the chipotle sauce pictured above. It’s super easy and would also be good with… anything. Seriously, from eggplant to steak, I think this sauce would work with it.

The recipe (courtesy of chef Rick Bayless) calls for a 15 oz. can of diced tomatoes, drained, but I never have that, so I just use half of a 28 oz can of crushed tomatoes. Combine in a blender with 2-3 chipotle chilies canned in adobo (available in your friendly supermarket International isle), along with a teaspoon or so of the canning “liquid.” I used 3 chilies and 2 tsp of liquid/sauce this time. Process in a blender until smooth. Then you sauté about 3 chopped cloves of garlic in a couple tablespoons of olive oil. When the garlic’s nice and golden, add the blended mixture and a splash of water or stock to get it to a “thin tomato sauce” consistency. Taste and season with a good amount of salt (recipe calls for around a teaspoon).

It is so amazing! Complex and smoky and spicy. Really spicy, actually, so consider yourself warned.

… Maybe I should take that back.

It is just the right amount of spicy.

It’s just the right amount of everything.

For the dish above, the shrimp were cooked right in the sauce. Throw them in and stir them around for about four minutes and they should be just about perfect.


Thursday, October 27, 2011

Watch This Space.

Hi.

You know how you go through phases in life?

Apparently I'm in a knitting phase right now.

Although I did make an awesome Thai noodle thing with shrimp tonight.
But didn't take pictures.

I'm sorry - I'm close to finishing my 3rd major project in 2 months, with 5 more on the way.
And a few more non-kitting things.
I went kinda craft crazy.

But I'll be back soon, I promise!!!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Boo.

This is a Ghost Chili.
It is the hottest naturally occurring chili pepper in the world.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

OMGWTFBBQCANDY!!!!1!

OK, so firstly, this is Michelle Walkey-Thornburg:

She's an artist and she makes lollipops.
Really, really awesome lollipops.

In flavors like:

Smoked Salmon


Toast

Beef Stew
(Holy INCREDIBLE, Batman. If I ever decided to leave my husband and run off with some candy, this guy would be the guilty party.)


Chicken

Pepperoni

And many others.

We met at a First Friday event a couple weeks ago and have since spent many hours on the phone and one very lively dinner together. I have sworn to be her writer forever in exchange for free candy.

Trust me, it's worth it.

What I love about these things is that the flavors meld so well with the sugars contained in the lollies. Like, the Toast flavor tastes of the caramelized sugars in freshly baked bread. The Beef Stew one plays on the richness of the gravy and the sweetness of long-cooked carrots and onions, of melt-in-your-mouth meat...

Clearly I could wax poetic about the Beef Stew lolly all day long, but seriously - It's an amazing product and I'm really excited for her.

At Friday's dinner, Michelle showed us all the flavorings and colors and molds and stuff. We also got to check out some amazing sculptures by both herself and her husband Aaron. It was ultra-uber-cool.

I've liked all the flavors of lollies that I've tried so far and I'm looking forward to trying the rest!


Except for Cheeseburger.
Kinda nervous about Cheeseburger.